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shrant by AllVideosOwn, literature

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shrant

i don't see the point of any of it. so you want to be trans or agender. isn't the whole point of the lgbt movement to delete gender stereotypes - to enforce the idea that anyone can be anything regardless of their sex? why enter this no man's land in the first place? it's counterintuitive. you believe that either gender can do whatever they like, but that in order to be yourself you have to change yours? you're essentially promoting sexism by claiming that you couldn't be yourself in your initial gender - because obviously that means said gender can't do certain things and still maintain respect. i cannot possibly imagine not wanting

Just Some Stress by AllVideosOwn, literature

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Just Some Stress

Klaus wrote his last sentence about the Hapsburgs, hit 'print', and packed his things away for school. He passed his mother in the hallway. "Kill her", the voice suggested. He skirted around his rotund mom to the bathroom. He looked at the family picture poised between the sinks. "Kill them all", the voice implored. He shrugged, sat down, and read a book. The main characte- "Kill him." Klaus stood up. He checked his watch and saw the hour hand crawling towards the 10. He glanced up into the mirror and saw only his exhaustion, but there was more. "Kill him."

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2K

Hey. Get up. Out of bed. Look outside. Can't you see the turmoil and shifts in the tide? Check the calendar. Again. Yeah, it's twenty-fifteen. Oh, right! That means we're finally In the twenty-first century. Welcome to religous tolerance and gay marriage, To terrorism, Obesity, Cities gone rampant, To bigots and racists Hiding just behind authority, Ready to choke you in your sleep If you're a minority, Stalking through the bushes and savannahs of the internet, Looking for impressionable children Wondering what prey they'll catch Today The world is stable, full of peace Until you strip away the layers Diving through political tension, Radical

Leading the League by AllVideosOwn, literature

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Leading the League

A gigantic square of soil lies suspended in midair with only the ground it sits on and the power of arcane enchantment to keep it afloat. It consists mainly of a series of dirt paths winding through desolate forest. Two larger, more prominent paths paved with stone carve around the outside of the plot of land and diagonally through its center. In the two locations where the roads meet, little towns can be seen living off of fish and surprisingly juicy wolf meat, helping each other subsist through trade and the unstoppable might of friendship. Perpendicular to the path which cuts through the center lies a broad but shallow river whose wate

The Stupid Test by AllVideosOwn, literature

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The Stupid Test

Tester: The official associate applying tests upon the testee. Testee: The human, humans, other life form, or interdimensional being whose stupidity is being tested. Testing more than one interdimensional being at once is not recommended. 1. Testee: Count by fives until you either have 20 fives or reach 100. If you can achieve either of these things, congratulations. You’re stupid. Tester: Take note if the testee realizes that you cannot do only one or the other mathematically and as such this first test is actually a trick question. If this is their reaction to the test, their chances of being stupid are low.

Smash Wii U New Stuff Summary by AllVideosOwn, literature

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Smash Wii U New Stuff Summary

If you're not hyped for this game, either you're not into gaming or I feel bad for you. Basically, around 10/23 Nintendo released a legitimately 40-minute-long video about Sm4sh for the Wii U, and I thought I'd summarize it for anyone who cares about the game, which should be everyone. Before I get into this, I need to gush about one of the things which is hyping me up the most; 'amiibo' figures. These little guys work similar to Skylanders, where you place one on your controller and it pops into the battle as a friend or a foe. As it fights, it levels up and becomes stronger and - more importantly - smarter. It's pretty cool that N

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Bullied

I'm hanging on the edge of a cliff. Fingers grasping at barely existant things called 'hope' and 'peace'. People are kicking at me, trying to knock me off into the blackness below. They don't know what their actions will really lead to. They don't know how hard I'll hit the ground. And they'll make up reasons, excuses as to why they're testing my limits, limits which no human should have to see. Reasons like 'you're ugly' or 'you're such trash' or 'you're so gay'. Don't forget the reasons which mark themselves with sweat and blood. But they're really just doing it for the thrill, for the feeling of empowerment, because they're all just greedy

What by AllVideosOwn, literature

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What

I came to as I walked into a doctor's office. but it was weird, because it was also a classroom, with desks off to one side. But it was weirder, because the desks had those things on them that you see on Election Day, the tall plastic borders that protect people from seeing your stuff. All I really knew was that I was getting a flu shot and then leaving. The doctor gave me some papers, took me over to a desk next to the huge grey sweater sitting in the corner of the room, and returned to his own desk, a mixture of the glass-shielded help desk you see in a doctor's office and the personalized slab of mahogany that you indeed see in a class

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My Strange Encounter With an Art Thief on dA by Moni3, journal

My Strange Encounter With an Art Thief on dA

Jan 25, 2016

I'm currently in a bizarre situation related to art theft on dA that needs to be discussed by dA's members and staff. I hope this helps spark a discussion among dA members at the least, and at the most, prompts a change in dA's policies or protocols. A little about me: I've been a member of deviantArt for more than 10 years. Not all of those years have been annual paid memberships, but I am currently a "CORE" member, which means I pay for the premium membership. Quite a few professional artists use dA to get Internet exposure, and I'm one of them. Since 2013, my network of friends and acquaintances on dA has grown due to my using the chat f

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Rhyming in Poems by AllVideosOwn, literature

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Rhyming in Poems

Why do you all want to rhyme all the time? You don't need to do it, that's perfectly fine. You think it's so cool And it leaves poems gleaming, But it desecrates flow And can ruin the meaning. It's so bad to rhythm, It's like a bad day You wonder why you're not Sleeping it away. You think it's the root Of your writing's salvation, But we all will hate you, All parts of the nation. You think it sounds nice But you don't even know How ruined the sound is How badly it 'goes'. So the irony's over, Your poems can mend, I'll stop myself here, Before you meet Your end.

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Nerdy, somewhat overweight atheist who has a passion for writing and teaching despite thinking that both are terrible career choices and is so indecisive and socially awkward he might as well have autism. Loves most things internet and all things video game. Straight, but would love to have sex with the Game Grumps. Takes turns between spacing out and being quiet and flailing and screaming at everyone in the room. Great person on the inside but so ugly you'll have to go through chemo first to get out that eye cancer. Hates too much because it feels so good.

I am an artist WITH WORDZ. But nobody cares about words.

Anyone who has thought about thoughts thoughtfully (I'll stop there) knows that you can make more intricate fantasies in your mind than you could ever wish to draw. However, all you need are a few choice words and a nice plot and you can inject your own brain-fantasy right into the minds of readers. That's why got into writing and not your snooty high-brow 'true art' stuff :<

...fite me

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Fandoms I'm in...
-Sword Art Online
-Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan)
-Homestuck
-League of Legends
-Homeworld / Command & Conquer / Colony / Age of Empires / Age of Mythology / Warcaft III /
-Phoenix Wright
-Shakespeare (THAT'S A THING OK)
-Europa Universalis / Sid Meier's Civilaztion
-Smite
-Toontown Rewritten (Hey, I've got that inner child, screw them haters)
-SciShow, Vsauce, Crash Course, Vlog Brothers
-OfficialNerdCubed
My OTP consists of Kanaya Maryam and Vriska Serket from Homestuck, and it is perfect. Haters gonna hate.

Goodbye, childhood

-Contact Me-
Skype: icyflames11
Tumblr: shotpun (I never check this btw. Nor do I have a blog at all .w.)
Twitter: AllHashtagsOwn
YouTube: AllVideosOwn
Pesterchum: explodedJoke
League of Legends: FrozenFeet (and Smite too!)
PS+ on PS4: FlamingSkills
Xbox Live on Xbox 360: StormiestCandy3
Spotify: shotpun

Favourite Visual Artist

UxieWriter OwO OwO OwO HOW IS THIS GIRL IN TWO OF MY CLASSES

Favourite Movies

Avatar (the blue people), Spaceballs, Homestuck

Favourite TV Shows

The Big Bang Theory, Homestuck

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Carrie Underwood, Homestuck

Favourite Books

Logan's Run, Elantris, Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians (don't ask), Stardust, Son/The Giver, Homestuck

Favourite Writers

Brandon Sanderson, Brandon Sanderson, Brandon Sanderson, Homestuck

Favourite Games

EPIC BATTLE FANTASY (and nobody's heard of it), Homeworld, League of Legends, Homestuck

Favourite Gaming Platform

Ugh... don't make me pick this.

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Keyboard, Homestuck

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Gamingamingamingamingamingamingamingaming, Homestuck

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AllVideosOwn

Feb 25, 2016

honestly anyone who has the time to go out there with mildly warm clothing and wave signs at us telling us how oppressed x group is for 8 hours a day while living off of their parents and donation money has no idea what oppression actually is and nee...

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Nov 7, 2015

I just realized that I've had a 'toy freddy fan' button on my page for over a year. What the fuck? How did- IT'S INVADING

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Oct 18, 2015

I exist.

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Feb 9, 2017

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